Even better idea! “@TheOnion: Facebook Offers To Freeze Female Employee’s Newborn Children http://onion.com/1u62HvJ pic.twitter.com/q5yQfSk0WB”
You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more
Even better idea! “@TheOnion: Facebook Offers To Freeze Female Employee’s Newborn Children http://onion.com/1u62HvJ pic.twitter.com/q5yQfSk0WB”
<3 “@TheOnion: Facebook Offers To Freeze Female Employee’s Newborn Children http://onion.com/1u62HvJ pic.twitter.com/ccBEVxUYZ7”
RT@TheOnion: Facebook Offers To Freeze Female Employee’s Newborn Children http://onion.com/1u62HvJ pic.twitter.com/u5HUt5kBja cc @gpetriglieri
RT for @juneshannon “@TheOnion: Facebook Offers To Freeze Female Employee’s Newborn Children http://onion.com/1u62HvJ pic.twitter.com/Fhy0r62Ych”
@TheOnion THEY HAVE AN APP FOR THAT !!??
Hahah. Oh dear. "@TheOnion: Facebook Offers To Freeze Female Employee’s Newborn Children http://onion.com/1u62HvJ pic.twitter.com/20tw6y5jFP”
“@TheOnion: Facebook Offers To Freeze Female Employee’s Newborn Children http://onion.com/1u62HvJ pic.twitter.com/Jq50BGRdQt” Smart! :)
@gulayozkan @TheOnion just beat me to it.
@changeist Don't give up! Next time. @TheOnion
@TheOnion @ShekharGupta Onionji Please come to India we have your acute shortage.
@TheOnion @nowthis maybe just stasis for one month per year. more sanity for all! #beggingformore...
Haha 
RT “@TheOnion: Facebook Offers To Freeze Female Employee’s Newborn Children"
The @TheOnion isn't quite getting what Egg Freezing is or what Facebook is offering employees, but they certainly make us laugh.
@TheOnion In the interests of gender equality can male staffers freeze their sperm and delay fatherhood? who keeps what if you leave the org
@TheOnion @bitemyapp LOLing at the last sentence.
@TheOnion wtf freeze a new born until the spycho is ready to be bum!! Then freeze the dad until he is ready to be a dad. Haha funny joke !
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.