@TheOnion @SethMacFarlane I think flight attendants should quit trying to take "mile high selfies" with duck lips.
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane So I go up to your room right now, I won't find a copy of onion?????......Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane I think they should concentrate on their work and quit annoying passengers.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion@sethmacfarlane be a flight attendant?Notbe,for all the Tea in china,Jets to the bottom of the Ocean,Just,Ebola Buggies from hellThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They have a point; I can never remember how to fasten and unfasten those pesky seat belts.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion fuck the bitches; who do they think they are? They're nothing but flying whores there to make plane ride more enjoyable.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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