“@TheOnion: Guard in Video Game... http://onion.com/1w0RCzE pic.twitter.com/Rzfwpwh8Mp” @jaco129 @King_L_John
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“@TheOnion: Guard in Video Game... http://onion.com/1w0RCzE pic.twitter.com/Rzfwpwh8Mp” @jaco129 @King_L_John
@TheOnion @RileyIngram oh my god hahahaha
@TheOnion that guard should be court-martialed. He's supposed to say "Hmph?" at odd sounds, not "What is that?"
@TheOnion @floopthatpig
@TheOnion @JayCuellar please tell me that's MGS
@ljapaneseguml @TheOnion MGS 2, Sons of the Patriots, Tanker Scene
@TheOnion this is still SO hilarious!!
@TheOnion 'Saints Row 4' beat ya to this joke.
“@TheOnion: Guard In Video Game Under Strict Orders To Repeatedly Pace Same Stretch Of Hallway http://onion.com/1w0RCzE " @aboySimpson
@TheOnion Hey, @DuvalMagic, are the Psychos ordered to "Use your words"? "Pasty cake" kinda hurt.
@TheOnion @PorygonNews when worlds collide
@ZakDrabczyk @TheOnion i'm looping
@K_Scho15 RT @TheOnion Guard In Video Game Under Strict Orders To Repeatedly Pace Same Stretch Of Hallwayhttp://onion.com/1w0RCzE
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