@TheOnion prefer pickled eggs to frozen
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@TheOnion They're gonna take you seriously again.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion read the terms and conditions, they probably become owners of the eggsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lol make mine scrambled. Oh wait, they already are....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Facebook, Apple Paying Female Employees To Freeze Eggs http://onion.com/1w0P9W1#WhatDoYouThink?”>> But NOT GOOGLE!#GoogleCaresThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion at least they're not paying them to hard boil their eggs.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think frozen eggs are gross but people eat strange things,poached is even nasty.my gramma eat poached eww,waste of a eggThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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