@theonion there's always Soylent Green
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@TheOnion NOT FUCKING TRUE -
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@MarkCJohnson1@TheOnion LALALA I CANT HEAR FUCKING LIES LALALA :p i know
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@TheOnion@p1vs_v1tra wish I had a dodo bird to grill!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion How cold do I have to set it to start the next ice age?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sounds as plausible as the polar ice caps being melted by now. Good job Al Gore.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: There will be only 2 kinds of grillable meat remaining by 2040 http://onion.com/1o9dOaT pic.twitter.com/U4fRpNgwYq”#lol#lmao#kcco
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@theonion ....it's satire, people. fuckThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Imagine what 78 F would do!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Welcome to Terminus, where human beings are on the menu
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@TheOnion my air conditioner is set to 78 F. Feels fine.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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