“@TheOnion: Police Pleasantly Surprised To Learn Man They Shot Was Armed http://onion.com/1w4KpxE pic.twitter.com/tkWeYpABfn” ok
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“@TheOnion: Police Pleasantly Surprised To Learn Man They Shot Was Armed http://onion.com/1w4KpxE pic.twitter.com/tkWeYpABfn” ok
@theonion Cutting a little close there..
“@TheOnion: Police Pleasantly Surprised To Learn Man They Shot Was Armed http://onion.com/1w4KpxE pic.twitter.com/Weormpk9qT” MAJOR SHADE HERE
@TheOnion @dustyfingertips is it sad that this probably will be a real headline soon.
THIS, @Everytown. RT
“@TheOnion: Police Pleasantly Surprised To Learn Man They Shot Was Armed http://onion.com/1w4KpxE pic.twitter.com/svboEAwvur”
@TheOnion Case closed. Pay raise is in order gents.
@TheOnion even a blind squirrel finds a nut eventually
Ouch “@TheOnion: Police Pleasantly Surprised To Learn Man They Shot Was Armed http://onion.com/1w4KpxE pic.twitter.com/1BOR7yqzgj”
“@TheOnion: Police Pleasantly Surprised To Learn Man They Shot Was Armed http://onion.com/1w4KpxE pic.twitter.com/oHph4A20Gr” 
Onion>>>
@TheOnion they killeing copp
@TheOnion @martinfowler This is not even funny :-(
“@TheOnion: Police Pleasantly Surprised To Learn Man They Shot Was Armed http://onion.com/1w4KpxE pic.twitter.com/b4PH7t4WXj”
“@TheOnion: Police Pleasantly Surprised To Learn Man They Shot Was Armed http://onion.com/1w4KpxE pic.twitter.com/CKGh57hZzK”
too soon?
@TheOnion So sad and troubling that this is our reality.
@TheOnion @pim_tickel not even untrue
@TheOnion of course! otherwise it almost takes the sport out of it. Almost.
“@TheOnion: Police Pleasantly Surprised To Learn Man They Shot Was Armed http://onion.com/1w4KpxE pic.twitter.com/1jibjoAwE1” @aleeciahead hah
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