@TheOnion he was just getting his Nobel Peace Prize
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@TheOnion He's been at home playing "Destiny" since release date.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I cannot take any more of this wild speculation on the part of the media. Kim Jong Un has been with me. Pfft.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion he is at Terra Blues, NYC!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion he must be having a crazy sex party with PooenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Maybe the starving masses finally ate him.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Kim Jong-Un is crawling toward Seoul for medical care http://onion.com/1xLvWI9 pic.twitter.com/I7SNwlan3X” or gone for a makeover
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@TheOnion did anybody ask franco and seth?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He'd be easier to find if he'd wear a red-and-white striped shirt and glasses. The search would be more fun at least.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion who cares really.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion he has succumbed to ebolaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Like everyone else, looking for himselfThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Month long all you can eat everything bar complete with hookers and booze.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion No Kim Jong-Un is awaiting treatment with the HSE . bet of luck!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hiding in a cave hopefullyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion he found a girl on tinder in SeoulThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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