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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Oct 2014

    Some have speculated that Kim Jong-Un is crawling toward Seoul for adequate medical care http://onion.com/1xLvWI9 pic.twitter.com/C3h73wk2V1

    1:34 PM - 13 Oct 2014
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      1. Blockchain und Blasmusik‏ @0xjomo 13 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion he was just getting his Nobel Peace Prize

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      1. JerryHardy  🇺🇸‏ @belvdere 13 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion @Doc_JJK Kim Ding Dong!

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      1. Peter J B Preston‏ @PeterJBPreston 13 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion He's been at home playing "Destiny" since release date.

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      1. JA‏ @JAlakehop 14 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion Lol

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      1. Ellastractia‏ @ellastractia 13 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion I cannot take any more of this wild speculation on the part of the media. Kim Jong Un has been with me. Pfft.

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      1. LOST TIME ΩΛ‏ @Swohtz 13 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion @Doc_JJK He's alteady turned up so case closed on GOUT

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      1. Meisanother‏ @Meisanother 13 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion he is at Terra Blues, NYC!

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      1. Dimitri Vincheov‏ @vincheovtruther 13 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion he must be having a crazy sex party with Pooen

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      1. Michele Garron‏ @bassm67 13 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion Maybe the starving masses finally ate him.

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      1. Lyle Goodis‏ @lg2131 13 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Kim Jong-Un is crawling toward Seoul for medical care http://onion.com/1xLvWI9  pic.twitter.com/I7SNwlan3X” or gone for a makeover

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      1. nola nannie‏ @nolaprncs 13 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion did anybody ask franco and seth?

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      1. wortholomew‏ @wortholomew 13 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion He'd be easier to find if he'd wear a red-and-white striped shirt and glasses. The search would be more fun at least.

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      1. Donny Weldon‏ @DonnyWeldon 13 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion who cares really.

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      1. christo stefan‏ @christostefan 13 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion he has succumbed to ebola

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      1. guy bureau‏ @fauxhobo 13 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion Like everyone else, looking for himself

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      1.  🐬 👂 👉🏻 📎 ™️‏ @VitoSaeli 13 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion Month long all you can eat everything bar complete with hookers and booze.

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      1. pat pearse‏ @hayspender 13 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion No Kim Jong-Un is awaiting treatment with the HSE . bet of luck!

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      1. Ripley2069‏ @Ripley2069 13 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion hiding in a cave hopefully

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      1.  4️⃣ 3️⃣ % 🔥‏ @mikeypredsfan 13 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion he found a girl on tinder in Seoul

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