@TheOnion He is fine just on a secret mission to the moon to fight Nazis. The plan is to be back for 2018 world cup so he can play upfront.
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@Nate_Harris_ BUT WHY CAN'T IT BE TRUE.
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@TheOnion To be clear, he's been with me. Pfft.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Now thats fucked up hahaha “
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@TheOnion That IS Hilarious!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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