@TheOnion @joshwayne321 I imagine there are a lot of clean doorknobs in America right now. :|
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@TheOnion LOL!!! suck it down!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Centers For Disease Contraction Urges Americans To Suck Doorknob http://onion.com/1EPYCo0 pic.twitter.com/53b6En7CNM” EW!
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Centers For Disease Contraction Urges Americans To Suck Doorknob http://onion.com/1EPYCo0 pic.twitter.com/74dTxlJBpc”


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@TheOnion I think the CDC should coat all doorknobs with delicious tasting syrups to encourage people suck responsibly.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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