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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Oct 2014

    Kim Jong-Un’s Absence Leaves North Korean Government Officials No One To Agree With http://onion.com/1q8X9zn pic.twitter.com/f73zGHhuGV

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      1. ranseed fat‏ @ranfat 10 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion He's been fed to the pigs

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      1. TechofisMyselfMusicQueenKing_USFARMYyNGUARD‏ @MelissaRKingFNC Aug 3
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        Message _ Who Sir?

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      1. Anna Zarubin Martin‏ @A_ZarubinMartin 13 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion @mattjenson After laughing: satire thought it may be, their satire holds its own and a strong point.

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      1. Richard‏ @RgorskiRichard 10 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion went to Disneyland

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      1. CAMERON PELL‏ @GEOFFWOAD69 10 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion Jong-Un's a Wrong Un.

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      1. Lisa‏ @Lisajenkins15 10 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion @DragoonGuard hahaha

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      1. chosen axe gesiþa‏ @Gan0Ning 10 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion also no one to play Xbox with

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      1. pheonix286‏ @h3e44 10 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion no one to love.

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      1. Anthony Nyström‏ @AnthonyNystrom 10 Oct 2014
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