@TheOnion What if he made love to a man, would it last five gay weeks?
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@TheOnion@Headlines4You A 5 week anal probing from aliens is far more likelyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I thought you were supposed to see a doctor after 4 hours?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Speculation Kim Jong-Un been making love to his wife for five straight weeks. Now this pic makes sense.pic.twitter.com/Eur5E1djkg
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@TheOnion He could be in line at In-N-out.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Kim Jong-Un stands for dork got the kind of face that needs a boot treats his people like crap. Fat prick.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@warren_beck now I am just picturing him crawling south to find an adequate hospital hahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think someone should ask James Franco and@Sethrogen where Kim is.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 金正恩,jb永动机!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion In his secret room in his ultra fortress playing Smash Bro. 3DSThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion where's my kim ?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well, I guess that Kim Jong-Un... *puts_sunglasses_on* ...is now Kim Jong-ill YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I may have evidence that he is at the bottom of many liter of HennessyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Kim Jong-Un eloped with Dennis Rodman. Found in one-bed luxury suite in the Cayman Islands.#FUdearleaderThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Did he ever exist in the first place?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion surely he's busy fighting for Isil in Syria?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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