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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 9 Oct 2014

    Some speculate that Kim Jong-Un has been making love to his wife for five straight weeks http://onion.com/1vPRe6X pic.twitter.com/Whx6q7SXDl

    8:45 PM - 9 Oct 2014
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      1. Timmy the Brainz Thief  🧠 🧟‍♂️ 🎃‏ @tomasduda 9 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion What if he made love to a man, would it last five gay weeks?

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      1. Bconsdr8‏ @Bconsdr8 10 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion @Headlines4You A 5 week anal probing from aliens is far more likely

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      1. Jeffrey Rothman‏ @theirmistake 9 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion I thought you were supposed to see a doctor after 4 hours?

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      1. Stephen‏ @stephenbottomly 9 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Speculation Kim Jong-Un been making love to his wife for five straight weeks. Now this pic makes sense.pic.twitter.com/Eur5E1djkg

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      1. Nchaa Bidaa‏ @NBidaa 10 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion He could be in line at In-N-out.

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      1. Rob‏ @dontgiveafuck99 10 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion Kim Jong-Un stands for dork got the kind of face that needs a boot treats his people like crap. Fat prick.

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      1. Chris Liebe‏ @chris_liebe 10 Oct 2014
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        @warren_beck now I am just picturing him crawling south to find an adequate hospital haha

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      1. Derek Perkins‏ @qldlawyers 10 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Stefan Schausberger‏ @Schausberger81 10 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion I think someone should ask James Franco and @Sethrogen where Kim is.

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      1. 脑膜炎难民营农牧业宁梦云‏ @MengyunN 10 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion 金正恩,jb永动机!

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      1. Skeletal‏ @MutantSpaghetti 10 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion In his secret room in his ultra fortress playing Smash Bro. 3DS

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      1. Lolita#Resists‏ @LolitaResist 10 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion where's my kim ?!

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      1. VT‏ @vtomic85 9 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion Well, I guess that Kim Jong-Un... *puts_sunglasses_on* ...is now Kim Jong-ill YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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      1. O.G. Matthew Patrick‏ @MattPat84 9 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion I may have evidence that he is at the bottom of many liter of Hennessy

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      1. Sazed‏ @SazedHeroOfAges 9 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion Kim Jong-Un eloped with Dennis Rodman. Found in one-bed luxury suite in the Cayman Islands. #FUdearleader

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      1. Todor Ostojic‏ @nw10photography 9 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion Did he ever exist in the first place?

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      1. AnEnglishman in Oman‏ @donpablo 9 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion surely he's busy fighting for Isil in Syria?

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