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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 9 Oct 2014

    How are Ebola outbreaks contained? Great question! http://onion.com/1vPQU8m pic.twitter.com/aNmViBsq4a

    5:30 PM - 9 Oct 2014
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      1. Cait Belton‏ @CaitBelton 10 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: How are Ebola outbreaks contained? Great question! http://onion.com/1vPQU8m  pic.twitter.com/V5mdlRahAN” @Kurious__Kat

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      1. Jordan Rice‏ @JordanLRice 9 Oct 2014
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        Best article of the year RT @TheOnion: How are Ebola outbreaks contained? http://onion.com/1vPQU8m pic.twitter.com/RelaypM6gR

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      1. 沈马修‏ @shenmaxiu 9 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion @smurray38 Article fails to mention that US authorities are screening people for a fever at airports, at the start of flu season.

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      2. caleb kerr photo‏ @caleb_kerr 9 Oct 2014
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        @nicolejhughes you're dead RT“@TheOnion: How are Ebola outbreaks contained? Great question! http://onion.com/1vPQU8m  pic.twitter.com/5W2sgF5YKm”

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      1. Painters Dream‏ @paintersdreamtn 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion #auntiegen

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      1. Joe Abbate‏ @abbate_j 12 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion - Thanks I feel much safer now!

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      1. a-boo-ghoul‏ @captainabmerica 10 Oct 2014
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        That's the spirit "@TheOnion: How are Ebola outbreaks contained? Great question! http://onion.com/1vPQU8m  pic.twitter.com/hoK9C8Ws0T"

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      1. gillian armstrong‏ @billyjeanjane 10 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion pretty hilarious when you consider that misinformation and fear-mongering are the reason for the widespread outbreak.

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      1. J. Rose‏ @smaze94357 9 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion I hope the world ends during the daytime. I want to watch "film at eleven". George Carlin

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      1. Mitchell Griesemer‏ @MGriesemer 9 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: How dangerous is Ebola? Easily Africa’s 4th or 5th most pressing issue. http://onion.com/1vPQU8m  pic.twitter.com/yRywZHSgT6”

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      1. Christine‏ @Fendichoo 9 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: How are #Ebola outbreaks contained? Great question! http://onion.com/1vPQU8m  pic.twitter.com/Vl7qqPH9ta”

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      1. Romina Cialdella‏ @RominaCialdella 9 Oct 2014
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        What you need to know about #Ebola http://onion.com/1vPQU8m  via @TheOnion #satire

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      1. Steve Raymond ZXL‏ @RockerMan1007 9 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion Ebola would make a cool tattoo design?

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      1. Craig Bailey‏ @craigbailey 9 Oct 2014
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        Not quite sure about this direction from The Onion: “@TheOnion: How are Ebola outbreaks contained? http://onion.com/1vPQU8m  ” #moreMissThanHit

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      1. Win White‏ @wsquared3d 9 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion Tweets that show the Ebola petrie dish result in automatic "Unfollow," but @theonion is exempt because you're part of Gods Plan!

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      1. Walker McKay‏ @walkermckay 9 Oct 2014
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        What do I need to know about Ebola//@TheOnion: Great question! http://onion.com/1vPQU8m  pic.twitter.com/bO2aMn1Qdi”

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      1. chaz michaelmichaels‏ @ChaztityBelt69 9 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: How are Ebola outbreaks contained? Great question! http://onion.com/1vPQU8m  pic.twitter.com/wrIOKnTeAN” lol

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      1. ars112401‏ @ars1124011 9 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion what caused this?

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      1. Robert Licursi‏ @rjlicursi 9 Oct 2014
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        “@TheOnion: How are Ebola outbreaks contained? Great question! http://onion.com/1vPQU8m  pic.twitter.com/RNtUwFSUUd” @JM8999 @joeychowda

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