@TheOnion : Dude's a "Dick" AND he thinks he's ugly?! That's too funny!!! And a bit awesome!!! 
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Just about perfect. “
@TheOnion: Area Man Self-Conscious About All The Wrong Things http://onion.com/1vRX0UA ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion How sad: won't someone please clue him in?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 'Clueless' is a great quality in the right context: politics, for example, and my bag - banking.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well, it's gotta be your personality ( sorry) , because you kinda got it goin' on in the looks department. Hair's okay too.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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