But khlav kalash tastes no good after it's been wiped w/ a rag.
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But khlav kalash tastes no good after it's been wiped w/ a rag.
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Best to rinse it off w/ crab juice. @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/uCvPfpv7Fu
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@TheOnion same rag rumored to have been used on coffee cups
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