@TheOnion what about a karate chop to the Adams apple?
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@EgonMcChron I believe@TheOnion should do an article on why only Adams have apples. -
@TheSnowbro@TheOnion I would read that.... maybe
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Educate and prevent:
@TheOnion: Study: Majority Of Americans Not Prepared For A Sucker Punch To The Guthttp://onion.com/1y2iqTr -
@superlegitJoy@TheOnion this is very very legit#publichealth
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@Carter_Shade !!!!#famous “@TheOnion: Study: Majority Of Americans Not Prepared For A Sucker Punch To The Gut http://onion.com/1y2iqTr "Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Study: Majority Of Americans Not Prepared For A Sucker Punch To The Gut http://onion.com/1y2iqTr pic.twitter.com/gaUtE734Tn” wellllppp
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@TheOnion@perniciousducks Yeah, and nobody expects a Spanish Inquisition either.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Carter_Shade uh-oh... another Miami athlete involved in an "incident"...pic.twitter.com/1XVL4nocVe
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@_the_real_deal I don't know what sort of message you're trying to send, but I don't like it.
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@scadbury “@TheOnion: Study: Majority Of Americans Not Prepared For A Sucker Punch To The Gut http://onion.com/1y2iqTr pic.twitter.com/V5fejxjBiD”
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@TheOnion October is now Sucker Punch Preparedness Month.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I AM!
#PX90 RT@TheOnion Study: Majority Of Americans Not Prepared For Sucker Punch To The Gut http://onion.com/1y2iqTr pic.twitter.com/SvdNypirH2
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@TheOnion We must ban satchels/backpacks/briefcases and urge Americans to carry at least 1 thick book or file under their shirt as a buffer.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Study: Majority Of Americans Not Prepared For A Sucker Punch To The Gut http://onion.com/1y2iqTr pic.twitter.com/7Oz7TvyUF7” AWESOME!!
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@TheOnion that's why they call it a sucker punch!!! Not a Hawaiian punchThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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