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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Oct 2014

    POLL: Would You Let Your Child Take Antidepressants?http://onion.com/1xiUsQp 

    7:00 PM - 6 Oct 2014
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      2. Kate Davis‏ @katedavis32 6 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: POLL: Would You Let Your Child Take Antidepressants? http://onion.com/1xiUsQp ” @Bethirece

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      3. Beth‏ @Bethirece 6 Oct 2014
        Replying to @katedavis32

        @katedavis32 @TheOnion all I want is to live as listless, muted versions of myself!!

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      1. Wendy Jean-Buhrer‏ @WendyLynnJean 8 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion l

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      1. Deb Pizzimenti‏ @DebPizz 6 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion If chemically imbalanced as prescribed by a licensed physician, yes. @SuncoastMntlHlt

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      1. Clutched Pearls‏ @Sarcsnarks 6 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion Of course not. I'm super fun to be around.

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      1. Matt Henderson‏ @Theonlyghost117 6 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion It would have to be really bad.That's not the first option.

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      1. Dan Kind of a Big Deal Maness‏ @DanEffinManess 6 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion I like the wording of the question. Like, my child wants to take them but has to ask permission first.

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      1. Marcus Taylor‏ @thinkmarcus 6 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion if he's gotta deal with being my kid, he's gonna need them.

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      1. Devin Creighton‏ @DevinCreighton 6 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion SSRI's yes.. those are just fine ...

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      1. Larry Crider‏ @JerseyBigBlue 6 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion Oh, I don't really care

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      1. James Wilmington‏ @JimWilmington 6 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion Not on your life!

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      1. Craig Leonard‏ @CraigCLeonard 6 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. nrith‏ @nrith 6 Oct 2014
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        @theonion Would You Let Antidepressants Take Your Children?

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      1. Giovanni‏ @OpVistar 6 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion Spa, trying to loose weight

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      1. Susan Fraser‏ @Souffledujour 6 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion :-)

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      1. tazmaniandude4‏ @tazmaniandude4 6 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion WHAT FOR?

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      1. Old Toad‏ @OldToad99 6 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion That's a depressing question.

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