@TheOnion get in the van, @meganstags. Do what it takes to get that candy, @AndrewCopper1
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@TheOnion DAMN IF U SEE THAT LOOK AT U OUT OR NOWHEREThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion funny... Terrible.... But funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: This Week Last Year: Kid Not Getting In Strange Van For Anything Less Than King-Size Bar. Kid has got to know his limits.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hey hollywood, this driver's probably going 'djeli, jelly'Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Really not funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not funny!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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