@TheOnion @Andreleus_ it's all gonna be okay, buddy hahaha
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Could have saved that dumbness!
More like to contract #Ebola than smallpox and leprosy at the same damn time
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@TheOnion Sick humor.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "dying of Ebola in the United States was still a far better experience than dying of Ebola in Africa." Brilliant.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@GTCost re:#MuslimApologies next will be#ebolaapologies for not dying horribly enoughThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sad but true: better to die of Ebola embraced by western healthcare than on a filthy mattress in a makeshift clinic in monrovia.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is that Paul Rudd's brother??Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @floopthatpigThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion strangely… pumpkin spice late only falls at number seven on the list…Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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