@TheOnion Hell of an athlete too; never played golf before and the first time out, it's reported, he makes 7 hole in one shots.
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@TheOnion No DiabetoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theOnion's killing it lately “@TheOnion: Diabetic, Gout-Ridden Kim Jong-Un By Far Healthiest Person In North Korea http://onion.com/1rC2QuZ "Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I know this is a satirical news site, but this is actually pretty trueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Kim's people make him look fatter.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Does north Korea have a fire department you youThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion well!!!! He is mentally illThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion fat fucking piece of shitThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sadly, this article is mostly fact!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion but he so ronery...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He hasn't taken a shit in monthsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion His body's perseverance in spite of disease, is a testament to the Superhuman Strength of the Glorious Leader!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Entire national allotment of cholesterol is safe in beloved leader's body.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I am a lazy, fat, self-indulgent (53 yo) American. Kim JongUn is 31(!!!!) makes me look GREAT!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What's wrong with his head ... It's like a balloon ... can you die of gout?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion well it goes to show he isn't having a food shortage just his ppl o_OThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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