@TheOnion not that funny, actually... considering what I am going through right now.
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@DasbootMaguire@TheOnion weeeell the best humour has more than a shred of truth. Perhaps you should have skipped over this one!
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@TheOnion my juice box has no straw on it.#ISIS strike again#realterrorpic.twitter.com/KLwMhpjaPWThis media may contain sensitive material. Learn more
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@TheOnion Ridiculously accurate and funny. Approved.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion -of course, he could say samething about her!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Funny but unfortunately too trueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that is the saddest onion article I have ever read.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sadly, this is more true than funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Unfortunately for you, I'm still the person I was when you married me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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