Amazing:) RT @TheOnion TIP-Continue following lifelong plan of avoiding Dallas TX at all costs http://onion.com/10n3TDB pic.twitter.com/xHEi5UtuQW
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Amazing:) RT @TheOnion TIP-Continue following lifelong plan of avoiding Dallas TX at all costs http://onion.com/10n3TDB pic.twitter.com/xHEi5UtuQW
“@TheOnion: TIP: Continue following lifelong plan of avoiding Dallas, TX at all costs http://onion.com/10n3TDB pic.twitter.com/ZORWIKQh6Q” 

“@TheOnion: TIP: Continue following lifelong plan of avoiding Dallas, TX http://onion.com/10n3TDB pic.twitter.com/tfQGA8wNOm” @AerialBrandt
@Saltbro 
lol no worries I already ordered my jumpsuit!
#noebolahere
@AerialBrandt good luck surviving...
@Saltbro oh I know you are really hoping for the best odds for me! #noworries
@AerialBrandt I'm just a saint I know!!
@Saltbro ya I guess we can call it something like that.. I was thinking more of I am making for good entertainment to ya haha
Haha! RT @TheOnion: TIP: Continue following lifelong plan of avoiding Dallas, TX at all costs http://onion.com/10n3TDB pic.twitter.com/DZ1piIk7fn
“@TheOnion: TIP: Continue following lifelong plan of avoiding Dallas, TX at all costs http://onion.com/10n3TDB pic.twitter.com/LSuySwW9l9” $tkmr
@TheOnion Isn't it too soon to be joking about JFK?
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