“@TheOnion: "All I’m asking is that everyone let me sit down and spend about one-third of the day in front of the TV, all right?"@EPFriarFan
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@TheOnion how is this guy still married?#badfatherThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Exactly! “
@TheOnion: "All I’m asking is that everyone let me sit down and spend about one-third of the day in front of the TV, all right?"”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hey@blowryontv this sounds like your job.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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