This is me. “@TheOnion: Area Dad Just Wants To Watch One 7-Hour Block Of Television Without Interruption http://onion.com/1vyb2uw "
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@TheOnion@Hooberbloob He's set his sights high. I aim for one 45 minutes program.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'd settle for 30 minutes. (24 if you can fast-forward commercials.)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He gave that up and all his happiness upon becoming a father :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If he's worked hard, been a good Dad and husband then momma needs to take the kids out for a day & leave him with munchies & beer!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you guys are destroying!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion not gonna happen. Something is his fault. And something is broken.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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