@TheOnion @TexasSecede Cuz they're recruiting from the most fit state of MEXifornia (home of the low income overweight)
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@TheOnion Hahaha. Lol!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The government should keep them obese so they won't be fitting into a suicide vest.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion : Great, McDonalds is our saviorThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion for crying out loud jihad doesn't even translate to holy war, it means the struggle to become a better muslim. ignorant tards.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Americans r fatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: ISIS Having Difficulty Finding American Recruits Physically Fit For Jihad http://onion.com/YPaOEA pic.twitter.com/iM9jCpyRb5” LOL
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@TheOnion: ISIS Difficulty Finding Americans Fit For Jihad http://onion.com/YPaOEA pic.twitter.com/hJmXO5q31h”
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@TheOnion@Krosenfeld49 We r all fat Fux lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@ingridvelloy33 Raca desgraçada!!!! -
@LuizinhoHsousa@TheOnion Demais...já viu que tem cerca de 10 brasileiros por lá?? Foda!!! -
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@LuizinhoHsousa@TheOnion Obama burro pra carajo.
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@TheOnion Reports indicate ISIS will try and evade authorities, infiltrate US by way of Africa.@eonline@gretawirepic.twitter.com/d0pdYqSLCU
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