@TheOnion slightly disappointed by this one. You assume marriage has one clear definition.
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@TheOnion: PRO: Rebuilding America by avoiding needless tax benefits http://onion.com/1rDRYvl pic.twitter.com/UT2wiHhJvh”#single
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@TheOnion PRO: drive up housing prices by increasing demand for small, urban, overpriced, shoe-box-sized studiosThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion name one tax benefit from getting married.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@KingslyFishao pretty good!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion Great and awesome news on taxes and others too.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Сатанисти!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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