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@_katielisabeth_@TheOnion HAHAHAHAH
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@TheOnion A Man Without A Woman, Is Like A Statue... Without Pigeons. -- Unknown.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Yes.||“
@TheOnion: "Honestly, it’s almost as if you’re the exact same man I married." http://onion.com/1mM1Umh pic.twitter.com/Iev7hFFPEc”
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@TheOnion@graemehein children mute those complaints. Cuz $$$ -
@GaelicTorus Mute or mutate? -
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@graemehein:@GaelicTorus Mute or mutate?” Procreate
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@TheOnion good job onion !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Ha!!! RT
@TheOnion: "Honestly, it’s almost as if you’re the exact same man I married." http://onion.com/1mM1Umh pic.twitter.com/B6RDtIC31J
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@TheOnion@EpicureanDeal Why would anyone want to change the person they originally fell in love with in the first place? Evolve together...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@munkey_boy is that for real? You know where the door is springs to mind. -
@DR_Kronenbourg Nah, it's a spoof. Feels too real sometimes tho eh? -
@munkey_boy your not wrong mate
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@TheOnion and awful lot of "me's and I's"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lmfaoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Shut up and make me a sammichThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The reason my marriage failed. No way could she get my scrawny,little white ass to fit the puny little pigeon hole she set up 4 meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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