Since you missed it @carlyfries89 “@TheOnion: 3.2 mill. Darfur refugees sat on groom’s side http://onion.com/1xuXJ2d pic.twitter.com/ovJCS2uIia”
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Since you missed it @carlyfries89 “@TheOnion: 3.2 mill. Darfur refugees sat on groom’s side http://onion.com/1xuXJ2d pic.twitter.com/ovJCS2uIia”
@TheOnion There are no words in any known language to express the level of disinterest I have for this news.
Would you expect less? @TheOnion:3.2 million displaced Darfur refugees sat on the groom’s side http://onion.com/1xuXJ2d pic.twitter.com/rVGUWlZzkP
@TheOnion LOL--My ttl disinterest in this type of news is reflected in my complete ignorance of the bulleted items.
@TheOnion @deanfreast The Onion agrees with you.
@TheOnion @peoplemag #GeorgeClooneyWedding #GeorgeandAmal
*****Venice maid records rocky start to Clooney marriage.pic.twitter.com/AXhst6n8nZ
@TheOnion @danaschneider and now I know 


@TheOnion We are not interested..Who cares..
@TheOnion @Heminator nobody cares. This isn't news. This is toilet paper. But I like my phone. So I'll stay soiled
@TheOnion weak satire on the Clooney wedding! You guys have better stuff!Please call me out on this and make me a twitter star! Assholes!
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