RT @TheOnion: Did you know China bankrolls the entire goddamn free world? http://onion.com/1mHCAOo
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@TheOnion Helping to keep Wal-Mart prices low. Discount democracy in action.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion we should be like a responsible kid on prom nightThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion careful, guys... You're getting awfully close to real news...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion China can sell any counties currency short any time it likes!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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