@TheOnion @BarackObama That's what she said!
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@TheOnion@ferthebear@BarackObama Obama a la defensiva al estar CFK y los miembro de la Campora en EEUUThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BarackObama Obama is a lefty and not a switch hitter as far as I know...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BarackObama "Rock out with your Louisville Slugger Out"pic.twitter.com/lDfVJfJL92
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@TheOnion Great interview w/ the President. So much more relevant after details released today regarding the White House Fence JumperThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BarackObama what about the secret service? Isn't that their job?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BarackObama lol hood niggaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BarackObama Now that's funny and hilarious too. Great picture too.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BarackObama Ironically, he needs it. ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BarackObama If only his grip on reality was as good...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BarackObama I suggest he gets himself a Star Wars#LightsabreThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BarackObama Nothing puts a woman's mind at ease before going to sleep than a good piece of wood.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BarackObama If that's all the wood Obama is packing, Michelle is gonna leave him for@OfficialHacksaw Jim Duggan's 2x4.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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