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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Sep 2014

    "Michelle sleeps a lot more easily now that I’ve got this piece of lumber." – @BarackObama http://onion.com/YvGFtZ pic.twitter.com/oo7yI6QaGU

    12:15 PM - 28 Sep 2014
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      1. Teron N. Briggs‏ @TeronBriggs 28 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @BarackObama That's what she said!

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      1. Thony‏ @aattony89 28 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @ferthebear @BarackObama Obama a la defensiva al estar CFK y los miembro de la Campora en EEUU

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      1. Andy‏ @VisualMediaPort 28 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @BarackObama Obama is a lefty and not a switch hitter as far as I know...

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      1. Make America Sexy Again‏ @CPO45 1 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion @BarackObama "Rock out with your Louisville Slugger Out"pic.twitter.com/lDfVJfJL92

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      1. Make America Sexy Again‏ @CPO45 29 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion Great interview w/ the President. So much more relevant after details released today regarding the White House Fence Jumper

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      1. Paul Davoult‏ @PaulDavoult1975 28 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @BarackObama lol

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      1. Mary Hotdog‏ @SmartSmith100 28 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @BarackObama what about the secret service? Isn't that their job?

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      1. helmy elsaid‏ @hlmelsaid 28 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @BarackObama =Imagine(http://www.facebook.com/helmy.elsaid )

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      1. Rayquan Williams‏ @rayquandadon 28 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @BarackObama lol hood nigga

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      1. Evelyn Tompkins‏ @ectompkins91992 28 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @BarackObama Now that's funny and hilarious too. Great picture too.

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      1. Alan Poirier‏ @alan_poirier 28 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @BarackObama Ironically, he needs it. ;)

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      1. RON COULTER‏ @RONCOULTER 28 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @BarackObama If only his grip on reality was as good...

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      1. The Great Ice Wall‏ @wall2wall_ice 28 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @BarackObama I suggest he gets himself a Star Wars #Lightsabre

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 28 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @BarackObama Nothing puts a woman's mind at ease before going to sleep than a good piece of wood.

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      1. J. Arlo Mullinix‏ @J_Arlo 28 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @BarackObama If that's all the wood Obama is packing, Michelle is gonna leave him for @OfficialHacksaw Jim Duggan's 2x4.

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