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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Sep 2014

    Man Stuck in Dead-End Body http://onion.com/1vnSnl9 pic.twitter.com/YU0jkfT53o

    2:30 PM - 27 Sep 2014
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    13 replies 160 retweets 210 likes
      1. I'm not me.‏ @_NotCampbell 27 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Where'd they get my picture? RT @TheOnion Man Stuck in Dead-End Body http://onion.com/1vnSnl9 pic.twitter.com/wT2PtMGL1S

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      1. Jonas Broström‏ @jonasbrostrom 27 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Man Stuck in Dead-End Body http://onion.com/1vnSnl9  pic.twitter.com/waD9ysm2x5” ping @SimonGotthard

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      1. Nikki‏ @nichaa5222 27 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Man Stuck in Dead-End Body http://onion.com/1vnSnl9  pic.twitter.com/lxFzqkaGYm” Oh, TheOnion, you always make me laugh HAHAHAHAHA!!

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      1. Donny Garcia‏ @dongarcia79 27 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Hello if you wouldn't mind please tweet this link to friends and family Thank you http://www.gofundme.com/f1tpm8 

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      1. Donny Garcia‏ @dongarcia79 27 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      2. Josh Welf‏ @J_WELF 27 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Man Stuck in Dead-End Body http://onion.com/1vnSnl9  pic.twitter.com/RaCGu10O77” @HCountermine

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      3. HC‏ @HCountermine 27 Sep 2014
        Replying to @J_WELF

        @J_WELF @TheOnion so awesome

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      4. Josh Welf‏ @J_WELF 27 Sep 2014
        Replying to @HCountermine

        @HCountermine how work going

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      5. HC‏ @HCountermine 27 Sep 2014
        Replying to @J_WELF

        @J_WELF it's going...still more to go. Seriously considering quitting my job in December.

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      6. Josh Welf‏ @J_WELF 27 Sep 2014
        Replying to @HCountermine

        @HCountermine oh yeah? Haha damn that'd be something

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      7. HC‏ @HCountermine 27 Sep 2014
        Replying to @J_WELF

        @J_WELF yeah, i just want to get my doctor's visit to figure out my blood pressure then i can sit back and relax. Maybe work at hannaford.

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      8. Josh Welf‏ @J_WELF 27 Sep 2014
        Replying to @HCountermine

        @HCountermine Id venture to say diet is probably some of the issue as well as family history and stress. Eat better exercise and get a scrip

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      1. Neil‏ @neilmlt 27 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Ugh! this again!" @TheOnion: Man Stuck in Dead-End Body http://onion.com/1vnSnl9  pic.twitter.com/ArxsTnnes2”

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      1. Deezy_Daniels‏ @Mistah_Deezy 27 Sep 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Man Stuck in Dead-End Body http://onion.com/1vnSnl9  pic.twitter.com/QnagOX1lay”#gubbslap

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      2. Justin Bise‏ @JustinBise 27 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Man Stuck in Dead-End Body http://onion.com/1vnSnl9  pic.twitter.com/WszUHyZUB3” 99% Americans are. #FTFY

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      3. Simon Mercier‏ @simonmercier11 27 Sep 2014
        Replying to @JustinBise

        @JustinBise @TheOnion How clever, first time I've heard this! Are you always this funny?

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      4. Justin Bise‏ @JustinBise 27 Sep 2014
        Replying to @simonmercier11

        “@simonmercier11: @JustinBise @TheOnion How clever, first time I've heard this! Are you always this funny?” Haha! Some find me funny.

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