“@TheOnion: Top Story: Too Late Now To Switch From Checkout Line With Talkative Cashier http://onion.com/YqnKQS ” @Laura_Irle #truth
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@TheOnion: Top Story: Too Late Now To Switch From Checkout Line With Talkative Cashier http://onion.com/YqnKQS ” sameThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Below the Fold: Too Late to Avoid Checkout Line With Special BaggerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He/She probably had too much coffee to drink in the employee roomThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Wetzel's book later made into a Disney animation with Mickey M & Donald D on line at unemployment office wwwtimeofappsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The wait however gave Wetzel an idea and he later wrote The Joy of Waiting on Line, now sold at TJ's http://Www.timeofapps.comThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion fitting for this to be on my timeline now, as im an hour & a half into a wait for a haircut that'll take 20 min#notadmitingdefeatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Story of my life. RT
@TheOnion: Top Story: Too Late Now To Switch From Checkout Line With Talkative Cashier http://onion.com/YqnKQSThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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