@TheOnion hi guys
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion CON: as you get older, all those attractive people that you want to go to bed with, want nothing to do with you!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion Con: This will never actually happen, but helpful to masturbate to.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion then yu grow old and die of an STD.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion Barf. I'd rather keep my dignity.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion too bad it doesn't really work that way
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion oh my god hahahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.