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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Sep 2014

    Nation Admits It Could Probably Be Talked Into Another War http://onion.com/1t0N8oG pic.twitter.com/J4gl5vtVx9

    5:20 PM - 25 Sep 2014
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      1. Joshua Belinko‏ @JoshyB_UC 25 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Truth in satire RT@TheOnion: Nation Admits It Could Probably Be Talked Into Another War http://onion.com/1t0N8oG pic.twitter.com/xlRbDZbvhq

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      1. Ronald Cross‏ @RonaldCrossPeru 26 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @JoeNBC

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      1. Tommy Thomas‏ @gmail0192 26 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion Move the people and tell them about berth contol.

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      1. Tommy Thomas‏ @gmail0192 26 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion dont you think the middle east is going to boom us? Lets take care of us first,Then help so others. Like in Africa

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      1. Hopefighter‏ @_Hopefighter 25 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion This just proves how obssesed people in the US are with Liberty

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      1. KC‏ @KrazCey 25 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion #america just don't get it. They are as sheltered from the world as China, But made to believe otherwise by the ideals of freedom

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      1. KC‏ @KrazCey 25 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion this is how Uncle Sam came into play. #americans need to get out into the world more. Their news needs to view non local news

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      1. PM #IK‏ @PmIK_ 25 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion Nothing new here. Its a cycle that repeats every decade.

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      1. J. Rose‏ @smaze94357 25 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion Masterfully done. I am in awe. But you forgot to mention goading by hawkish right wing pundits as a factor.

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 25 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion As long as it doesn't preempt Dancing With The Stars.

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      1. que sera sera‏ @toboketakaz 25 Sep 2014
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        ..this was not a “cowardly” attack on ...“liberty”, “humanity” or “the free world” Sept. 2001 Susan Sontag @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/AkcsuMTfib

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      1. R.B. Ham‏ @RBHam63 25 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion In this case, I'm sad to say, satire is imitating reality ...

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      1. Joshua Layton‏ @rolandfinn 25 Sep 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Nation Admits It Could Probably Be Talked Into Another War http://onion.com/1t0N8oG  pic.twitter.com/sfzZukpQ8V” pretty much...suckas!

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      1. Shadynasty‏ @T_RAD_T 25 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion Sadly true.

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      1. Fernanda Salem‏ @deldebbios 25 Sep 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Nation Admits It Could Probably Be Talked Into Another War http://onion.com/1t0N8oG  pic.twitter.com/UzSq8L7uPq”

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      2. Scott Lamond‏ @RealScottLamond 25 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion The Onion is reporting that the American People get the leaders that they deserve. :)

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      3. Scott Lamond‏ @RealScottLamond 25 Sep 2014
        Replying to @RealScottLamond

        @TheOnion And that books are for people that can't afford Cable TV.

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      1. Andrea Nehaul‏ @ShermanMeow 25 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion good looking army you have put together,Attention!

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