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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Sep 2014

    GM To Pour All Resources Into Single Car That Can Be Safely Driven Down Street And Back http://onion.com/ZSawh1 pic.twitter.com/n75lXHAcGG

    11:51 AM - 25 Sep 2014
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      1. Andrea Nehaul‏ @ShermanMeow 25 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion GM develops new car with mini tow truck in trunk,equipped with bible.

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      1. Neil MacGregor‏ @neilintokyo 25 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Shattered Dad‏ @shattereddad08 25 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @GM @mtbarra #GM has chosen #profits over #lives Google " sidesaddle gas tanks " Google " Edward Ivey " Google " death " RT

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      1. Papa Bear‏ @The_Gristle 25 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion : where's your response , @GM ?

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      1. Turing Machina‏ @turingmachina 25 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion Unfortunately for GM, all their resources consist of hundreds of gallons of hot lava.

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      1. Armando Salcido‏ @ArmandoSalcido7 25 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Sarah VanSlette PhD‏ @sarahvanslette 25 Sep 2014
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        Ha! RT @TheOnion: GM To Pour All Resources Into Single Car That Can Be Safely Driven Down Street And Back http://onion.com/ZSawh1 

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      2. Shane O’Hara‏ @Shane_OHara 25 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion this is the best thing I've ever read

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      4. Shane O’Hara‏ @Shane_OHara 25 Sep 2014
        Replying to @LA_Denizen

        @LA_Denizen @TheOnion I'd say it's longer than your dick, but then it could still be a pretty short list, so... 😄📖

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      1. Chris Tackett‏Verified account @christackett 25 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @Beschizza sounds promising!

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      1. Brad J. Ryder‏ @BradJRyder 25 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion it can't be done!

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      1. Shelly Hack‏ @I_Tiresias 25 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion lol! Bout' time!

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      1. xtine_the_nurse‏ @brace_christine 25 Sep 2014
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        “@TheOnion: GM To Pour All Resources Into Single Car That Can Be Safely Driven http://onion.com/ZSawh1  pic.twitter.com/RSbf3eabf7” @yankcanuk

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