@TheOnion GM develops new car with mini tow truck in trunk,equipped with bible.
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@TheOnion Unfortunately for GM, all their resources consist of hundreds of gallons of hot lava.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: GM To Pour All Resources Into Single Car That Can Be Safely Driven Down Street And Back http://onion.com/ZSawh1Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is the best thing I've ever read -
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@LA_Denizen@TheOnion I'd say it's longer than your dick, but then it could still be a pretty short list, so...
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@TheOnion@Beschizza sounds promising!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it can't be done!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lol! Bout' time!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: GM To Pour All Resources Into Single Car That Can Be Safely Driven http://onion.com/ZSawh1 pic.twitter.com/RSbf3eabf7”@yankcanuk
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