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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Sep 2014

    Eric Holder Announces Least Controversial Decision Of Tenure http://onion.com/1wMzRUv pic.twitter.com/k8qFiJgno5

    10:09 AM - 25 Sep 2014
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    • kwms Will Larrick Occupy Rochester MN Amber Ember Todd Paul Davoult Mary Beth Smith Benjamin Bailey Shea Holtzman
    18 replies 382 retweets 237 likes
      1. Tweeting from 30,000 feet‏ @shakes2011 25 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion that guy is such a douche

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      1. Web‏ @WebBarr 25 Sep 2014
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        Lolz RT @TheOnion: Eric Holder Announces Least Controversial Decision Of Tenure http://onion.com/1wMzRUv pic.twitter.com/pts52xhAnC

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      1. Ron 🔹‏ @TechRonic9876 26 Sep 2014
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        @SinaBahram just saw the first "user favorited <post>" in my feed that Twitter has started doing @TheOnion

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      1. acerdv001‏ @acerdv001 25 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Brian Bruening‏ @bbrue35 25 Sep 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Eric Holder Announces Least Controversial Decision Of Tenure http://onion.com/1wMzRUv  pic.twitter.com/cmZVqLwdl4” @zach_johnson36

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      1. matthew brandley‏ @brandleymatthew 25 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @Snitfit yup. best decision yet

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      1. KillingMyCareer‏ @MelaynaLokosky 25 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion & no one begged him to stay #EricHolder "resigns"-if that's what we're calling it. http://www.killingmycareer.com/the-sociopathic-business-model/eric-holder-you-get-a-car-and-you-get-a-car/ …pic.twitter.com/vifoUA7xBe

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      1. EnragedBeth‏ @Bethrich52 25 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion Were these commenters all paid by Onion, too?

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      1. Chaz Fitzkee‏ @Fitzkee123 25 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion yea!

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      1. Will Bryan‏ @wcbryan80 25 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion well, he can always go sponge off Oprah

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      1. Matt Niedbalski‏ @HuskerHunter 25 Sep 2014
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        So True. “@TheOnion: Eric Holder Announces Least Controversial Decision Of Tenure http://onion.com/1wMzRUv  pic.twitter.com/SZwmLgDKAC”

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      1. Tom Marfizo‏ @TomMarfizo 25 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion He'll get blanket immunity from his boss.

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      1. Russ Kane‏ @RussellKane 25 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion Isn't that @garywilmotactor ?

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      1. Lauryn Jackson‏ @Lauryn_C_ 25 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion Lol Bush's fault!

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      1. Derek Draplin‏Verified account @ddraplin 25 Sep 2014
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        This--> "@TheOnion: Eric Holder Announces Least Controversial Decision Of Tenure http://onion.com/1wMzRUv  pic.twitter.com/glgoiM2B29”

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      2. Deplorable 1‏ @jmlg05 25 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion Holder will now work on the Outhouse Float Investigation full time, code named PoopyGate, says he will sniff out the truth.

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      3. Deplorable 1‏ @jmlg05 25 Sep 2014
        Replying to @jmlg05

        @TheOnion Thus far he has dug up 5 used corncobs + a crap load of crap. Undaunted Holder says he will dig in with both hand no matter what.

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      1. Samuel‏ @Mr_Negatu 25 Sep 2014
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        lol RT @TheOnion: Eric Holder Announces Least Controversial Decision Of Tenure http://onion.com/1wMzRUv pic.twitter.com/sunjzZFXx8

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