“@TheOnion: [American Voices] ‘Food-Shaming’ Fork Vibrates When Users Don’t Pause Between Bites http://onion.com/1ro4LCc #WhatDoYouThink?”


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@TheOnion I like a challenge.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Who would buy that? If you know you should slow down when you eat, who needs a fork to remind them?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion THE. FUTURE.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion My lips have never been thinner!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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