@TheOnion For making patients look like a corpse, plastic surgeons can make $750,000 a year or more.
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@TheOnion my daughters#dream is to become a doctor but not for those reasons http://www.gofundme.com/cputjo#PleaseDonate#RTThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Wish I would have had this career coaching earlier in life.
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@TheOnion: For determining how patients will become a corpse, doctors can make $150,000 a year or more http://onion.com/1B4pDiS medicosThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This is a work of genius
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