@TheOnion @CootieCatchBrad
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@TheOnion “trained to go into space, look at it, and return home.”

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@TheOnion #5/12 is hillarious. Unfortunately,#pharmacists are sometimes techs in disguise and thats why#HR4190 needs to pass Congress.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not true! It's teachersThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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