@TheOnion @Markgatiss My favorite Onion quote..."Man decides to have fries with that."
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@TheOnion: Single Napkin Accompanying Takeout Order Presumes Man Eats Anything Like Human Being” pups need only the tongueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I must be beyond human then...because I use a handful!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yeah it really is patronize as fckThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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