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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Sep 2014

    In Focus: Leaf-Hunting Season Begins http://onion.com/ZCVonJ pic.twitter.com/tPdqreIwsi

    12:25 PM - 22 Sep 2014
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      1. Joseph Levy‏ @JosephL32 22 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm next “@TheOnion: In Focus: Leaf-Hunting Season Begins http://onion.com/ZCVonJ  pic.twitter.com/8qChKNeV8k”

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      2. “Stabbin” Gavin‏ @glenndiggity 22 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion That looks like @MerrittPaulson

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      4. “Stabbin” Gavin‏ @glenndiggity 22 Sep 2014
        Replying to @stefnoves

        @stefnoves @TheOnion @MerrittPaulson I know for a fact that it's not him, since he's on the board of multiple leaf conservation societies.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. You‏ @BuffCribbs94 22 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Leaf-Hunting Season Begins http://onion.com/ZCVonJ  pic.twitter.com/7aXfZuqKmT” @thethirddon

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      2. BlobbyJr‏ @blobby_jr 22 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion The leaves told me that it's actually twig hunting season. Hmmmm...

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      3. The Hateful Pete‏ @Peteadiniho 22 Sep 2014
        Replying to @blobby_jr

        @blobby_jr @TheOnion Leaf season...

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      4. BlobbyJr‏ @blobby_jr 22 Sep 2014
        Replying to @Peteadiniho

        @Peteadiniho @TheOnion Twig season!

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      5. The Hateful Pete‏ @Peteadiniho 22 Sep 2014
        Replying to @blobby_jr

        @blobby_jr @TheOnion Leaf season....

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      6. BlobbyJr‏ @blobby_jr 23 Sep 2014
        Replying to @Peteadiniho

        @Peteadinihopic.twitter.com/Sm7ovRc4kZ

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      7. The Hateful Pete‏ @Peteadiniho 23 Sep 2014
        Replying to @blobby_jr

        @blobby_jr yes indeedy x

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      1. The Hateful Pete‏ @Peteadiniho 22 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @fredric_wertham I love blowing away leaves. There is no feeling like it.

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      1. Leif Frymire‏ @TheMightyLyon 22 Sep 2014
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        "The adrenaline rush of being face-to-face with a leaf in its native environment is simply unparalleled." - @TheOnion

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      1. David Mooers‏ @dmooers7 22 Sep 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Leaf-Hunting Season Begins http://onion.com/ZCVonJ  pic.twitter.com/GT6ukr4ECG” @BrentK_Nacker @PantalaNagaPmpa #perfect

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      1. PORN: THE GAME! ®‏ @PornTheGame 22 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion HUNTING LEAVES IS MURDER.

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      2. Connor Hassan‏ @connor_hassan 22 Sep 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Leaf-Hunting Season Begins http://onion.com/ZCVonJ  pic.twitter.com/kajHbXjbUr” right up your alley @_lisa_emily

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      1. Carolyn Peirce Ewing‏ @CarolynPeirce 22 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion I've been looking for that leaf. Thnx

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      1. ((Sim))‏ @SimRamirez 22 Sep 2014
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        .“@TheOnion: In Focus: Leaf-Hunting Season Begins http://onion.com/ZCVonJ  pic.twitter.com/ejxE9RLNcw”. My AR-15 is #LockedAndLoaded. Ha ha ha

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      1. alysia potter‏ @alysia_potter13 22 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion i wont the jacket

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