“@TheOnion: Police Satisfied After Drunk Man Assures Them There’s No Problem http://onion.com/XXgpIs pic.twitter.com/1TWt6XUuvW” I'm fine!
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“@TheOnion: Police Satisfied After Drunk Man Assures Them There’s No Problem http://onion.com/XXgpIs pic.twitter.com/1TWt6XUuvW” I'm fine!
“@TheOnion: Police Satisfied After Drunk Man Assures Them There’s No Problem http://onion.com/XXgpIs pic.twitter.com/eem2ltm6Ta” hahahaaaa
@TheOnion how could they not be satisfied by that? I mean, the suspect here is white!
“@TheOnion: Police Satisfied After Drunk Man Assures Them There’s No Problem http://onion.com/XXgpIs pic.twitter.com/zPIBLvZyE0”@billymeade
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“@TheOnion: Police Satisfied After Drunk Man Assures Them There’s No Problem http://onion.com/XXgpIs pic.twitter.com/FNGeIL396e” @Czario
@TheOnion That is hilarious.
@TheOnion Lol! looks pretty convincing to me..the whole body language
I wish lol 
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LMAO! “@TheOnion: Police Satisfied After Drunk Man Assures Them There’s No Problem http://onion.com/XXgpIs pic.twitter.com/58zfDq6myf”
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