@TheOnion Just got out of a hotboxed Civic.
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@TheOnion Has he been sniffing TheOnion.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I wonder if he left his kid in the pub again#hangoverfromhellThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion he's highhhThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Starting to adopt his true form, I see.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what's wrong with his eyesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Someone give him some Visine stat!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion bloodshot eyes, greyish skin, and messed up hair usually means eaaly stages of becoming a vampire#TheStrainThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion DC is baked as a cake with that redeyeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Lmao that weed fire RT
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@TheOnion Oh why does he have bloodshot? Caused by lack of sleep, illness, something sad, or other reasons?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion photo shopThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Big Ragweed Day.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion weed treason!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion he looks like he's suddenly aged 10 years... Allan likes this :pThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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