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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Sep 2014

    Highly Touted Terrorist Prospect Weighing Multiple Recruitment Offers http://onion.com/XGfuvz pic.twitter.com/aKAE9ZVYgI

    2:30 PM - 21 Sep 2014
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      1. Sal Manacotti‏ @WheresSal 21 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Highly Touted Terrorist Prospect Weighing Multiple Recruitment Offers http://onion.com/XGfuvz  pic.twitter.com/87Iz2iVYQp” @K_E_Gray

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      1. Andrew deGrandpre‏Verified account @adegrandpre 21 Sep 2014
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        Could've been the @DuffelBlog MT @TheOnion: Highly Touted Terrorist Prospect Weighing Multiple Recruitment Offers http://onion.com/XGfuvz 

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      1. tylergilbert‏ @tylergilbert4 22 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @BaileyGilbert14

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 21 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion Well,. tt's cheaper than college, and there is no way he'll find 72 virgins in college.

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      1. David Victory‏ @DavidVictory01 1 Oct 2014
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        @TheOnion @therealjohnette Dark comedy is the best comedy. Thank you @TheOnion for helping us laugh at a world that can be terrifying.

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      1. Female Problems‏ @Female_kinds 21 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion He is not Terrorist.. He is the Soldier of I the Most Powerful Merciful

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      1. Roger Mace‏ @roger_mace 21 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @Doc_JJK So now they have a terrorist draft!

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      1. TG‏ @timotheemarqis 21 Sep 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Highly Touted Terrorist Prospect Weighing Multiple Recruitment Offers http://onion.com/XGfuvz  pic.twitter.com/fGtCQcyyyu"

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      1. OleFanwvu‏ @olefanwvu 21 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @TheJeremyMoyer I have an offer for you,if you can come to WV during deer season and kick deer out the brush.I ll watch with 30-06

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      1. Joseph Mason‏ @LordNishar 21 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion I am trying to recruit him for Hollywood. He is a lock to play a terrorist and make lots of money. 72 virgins now baby!

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      1. Bernardo P. Salazar‏ @Don_Bernardo_P 21 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion This is the worst waist of lives, too many young people fighting for causes They do not know.following wrong teachings,wrong goals

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      1. BlackBear‏ @ken_chippy 21 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @Pseud_O_Nym LOL Wtf?

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      2. Coastal‏ @earl_tx 21 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @erotao I can't imagine worshipping a god that requires so much hatred, so much dark evil.

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      3. ChrisThaBliss‏ @ChrisThaBliss 21 Sep 2014
        Replying to @earl_tx

        @earl_tx @TheOnion @erotao this is satire. And as a Muslim we want peace with all. You're a victim of horrible propaganda

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      4. Coastal‏ @earl_tx 22 Sep 2014
        Replying to @ChrisThaBliss

        @ChrisThaBliss @TheOnion @erotao I suggest that using children as soldiers, cannon fodder, and bombs is anything but satire. Propaganda?-NO

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      5. ChrisThaBliss‏ @ChrisThaBliss 22 Sep 2014
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        @earl_tx @TheOnion @erotao as if this is the only time in history children were used in war. Africa. Europe. Asia. Americas. C'mon.

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      6. Coastal‏ @earl_tx 22 Sep 2014
        Replying to @ChrisThaBliss

        @ChrisThaBliss @TheOnion @erotao The reliance on others' guilt is evidence of the utter weakness of your argument for they too are evil.

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      7. ChrisThaBliss‏ @ChrisThaBliss 22 Sep 2014
        Replying to @earl_tx

        @earl_tx @TheOnion @erotao evil people exist unfortunately. But to place blame on a religion that promotes peace...no true Muslim will harm

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