“@TheOnion: Highly Touted Terrorist Prospect Weighing Multiple Recruitment Offers http://onion.com/XGfuvz pic.twitter.com/87Iz2iVYQp” @K_E_Gray
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“@TheOnion: Highly Touted Terrorist Prospect Weighing Multiple Recruitment Offers http://onion.com/XGfuvz pic.twitter.com/87Iz2iVYQp” @K_E_Gray
Could've been the @DuffelBlog MT @TheOnion: Highly Touted Terrorist Prospect Weighing Multiple Recruitment Offers http://onion.com/XGfuvz
@TheOnion Well,. tt's cheaper than college, and there is no way he'll find 72 virgins in college.
@TheOnion @therealjohnette Dark comedy is the best comedy. Thank you @TheOnion for helping us laugh at a world that can be terrifying.
@TheOnion He is not Terrorist.. He is the Soldier of I the Most Powerful Merciful
“@TheOnion: Highly Touted Terrorist Prospect Weighing Multiple Recruitment Offers http://onion.com/XGfuvz pic.twitter.com/fGtCQcyyyu"
@TheOnion @TheJeremyMoyer I have an offer for you,if you can come to WV during deer season and kick deer out the brush.I ll watch with 30-06
@TheOnion I am trying to recruit him for Hollywood. He is a lock to play a terrorist and make lots of money. 72 virgins now baby!
@TheOnion This is the worst waist of lives, too many young people fighting for causes They do not know.following wrong teachings,wrong goals
@TheOnion @Pseud_O_Nym LOL Wtf?
@ChrisThaBliss @TheOnion @erotao
I suggest that using children as soldiers, cannon fodder, and bombs is anything but satire. Propaganda?-NO
@ChrisThaBliss @TheOnion @erotao
The reliance on others' guilt is evidence of the utter weakness of your argument for they too are evil.
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