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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Sep 2014

    Reclusive Deity Hasn’t Written Book In Over 2,000 Years http://onion.com/1mn0hLy pic.twitter.com/VCsGTHjPkv

    3:00 PM - 20 Sep 2014
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      2. Prof Stavrakopoulou‏ @ProfFrancesca 21 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        God continues to disappoint ... @TheOnion: Reclusive Deity Hasn’t Written Book In Over 2,000 Years http://onion.com/1mn0hLy 

        9 replies 16 retweets 12 likes
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      1. Sharon Gee‏ @skinnyminny1953 20 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @PoliticalBee and it's still on the best sellers list.

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      1. Paul Emilio DelGatto‏ @fah451bks 20 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion History as Human Farming, The story of your enslavement http://youtu.be/871Nx6o_nyU  Maybe this is why!

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      2. Soror Somnia Clare‏ @ElectricMaenad 24 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @PtntlCntrvrsyLJ Holy sheeit - God is actually J. D. Salinger?!!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3.  💀 🖤‏ @LalalaLindseyJ 24 Sep 2014
        Replying to @ElectricMaenad

        @ElectricMaenad @TheOnion Nah, God is a one hit wonder. Salinger at least wrote more than one book.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Soror Somnia Clare‏ @ElectricMaenad 24 Sep 2014
        Replying to @LalalaLindseyJ

        @PtntlCntrvrsyLJ @TheOnion God, I mean, not Salinger.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5.  💀 🖤‏ @LalalaLindseyJ 25 Sep 2014
        Replying to @ElectricMaenad

        @ElectricMaenad @TheOnion He's like Banksy, if Banksy tagged toast instead of buildings.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Soror Somnia Clare‏ @ElectricMaenad 25 Sep 2014
        Replying to @LalalaLindseyJ

        @PtntlCntrvrsyLJ @TheOnion Except Banksy doesn't get all pissy when people don't worship him. #PAYATTENTIONTOMEEEEEEEEEE

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. benji varner‏ @benjivarner 20 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fantastic! @TheOnion: Reclusive Deity Hasn’t Written Book In Over 2,000 Years http://onion.com/1mn0hLy pic.twitter.com/Ai8DRuTpLs

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      1. Jephphrey‏ @my_name_is_jeph 20 Sep 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Reclusive Deity Hasn’t Written Book In Over 2,000 Years http://onion.com/1mn0hLy  pic.twitter.com/YRN1wiGLfy” @Ajbrueggen

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      1. Mike‏ @GurGenghusKhan 20 Sep 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Reclusive Deity Hasn’t Written Book In Over 2,000 Years http://onion.com/1mn0hLy  pic.twitter.com/KzBhKjpuio” @akerswes

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      1. Zechariah Morris‏ @MorrisisPhat 20 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion clearly he's had writer's block

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      1. The Revanchist‏ @DeadNed88 20 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion and people bitch GRRM hasn't written winds of winter yet

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      1. Jordan Davis‏ @Jordoergo 20 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion actually . . .pic.twitter.com/fp68XptRzp

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      2. Jay‏ @jaymusin 20 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Me thinks He had ghost writer for the first one as well.

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      1. Citizen Assange‏ @Senator_Assange 24 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @dawkinsassange The Koran is a book.

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