@TheOnion Sweet article. Please read my blog detailing your painful divorce, it's a real knee-slapper. This one's just mean.
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@TheOnion old dude has some young handsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion not funny to essentially mock the loneliness of the elderlyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is sad... maybe he should play bingo or joins birdwatcher's group to make friends.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and why is the toothpaste out of the box?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and why am I always standing behind this dude trying to buy hemorrhoid cream?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion glad Jonathan banks is working.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's terrible, because it's true...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @karlie_douglasThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He's in a button up shirt to go to Rite Aid.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion i hope he falls overThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Lmao i can'tThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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