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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Sep 2014

    iPhone 6 Plus Vs. Samsung Galaxy http://onion.com/1mmZnz5 pic.twitter.com/jVs0UPrnvY

    6:30 PM - 19 Sep 2014
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      1. Scott Caldwell‏ @skuba_skot 19 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: iPhone 6 Plus Vs. Samsung Galaxy http://onion.com/1mmZnz5  pic.twitter.com/LzTU7qTRHl” @suzan1018

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      1. Samantha‏ @SamJStevens 19 Sep 2014
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        Pretty much the comparison I just did. RT @TheOnion: iPhone 6 Plus Vs. Samsung Galaxy http://onion.com/1mmZnz5 pic.twitter.com/uwPBHbAlKY

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      1. Dan Newman‏ @DanNewman2011 19 Sep 2014
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        “@TheOnion: iPhone 6 Plus Vs. Samsung Galaxy http://onion.com/1mmZnz5  pic.twitter.com/ULwVCnNJsq”@BethMatuga

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      1. Jessica Shoemaker‏ @jessidawn08 19 Sep 2014
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        “@TheOnion: iPhone 6 Plus Vs. Samsung Galaxy http://onion.com/1mmZnz5  pic.twitter.com/STb5pP894T” @AliciaJames13

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      1. Captain Ahab‏ @ahab_captain 19 Sep 2014
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        “@TheOnion: iPhone 6 Plus Vs. Samsung Galaxy http://onion.com/1mmZnz5  pic.twitter.com/hGZxiwCyF2” most accurate phone review ever.

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      1. Jelli Jams‏ @JelliThePanda 19 Sep 2014
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        @theonion @rudderbutt what does it mean by "screen". I DONT UNDERSTAND. THEY BOTH HAVE SCREENS!

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      1. Gulius Caesar‏ @guliuscaesar 20 Sep 2014
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        “@TheOnion: iPhone 6 Plus Vs. Samsung Galaxy http://onion.com/1mmZnz5  pic.twitter.com/Rk5bHt0VFa” My fav review/comparison so far!

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      1. Sean McElwain‏ @seannyboiiii 19 Sep 2014
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        “@TheOnion: iPhone 6 Plus Vs. Samsung Galaxy http://onion.com/1mmZnz5  pic.twitter.com/pNeIacJNks”

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      1. Burhan Khawaja‏ @burhankhawaja 19 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion Unlike android, you dont have to kill your processes and free your ram.

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      1. max kostow‏ @maxkostow 21 Sep 2014
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        RT @TheOnion: iPhone 6 Vs. Samsung Galaxy http://onion.com/1mmZnz5 pic.twitter.com/ne87MYrp8p

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      1. Mihai Rotar‏ @mihairotar 21 Sep 2014
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        iPhone 6 Plus Vs. Samsung Galaxy http://onion.com/1mmZnz5  pic.twitter.com/tbMcRFZGSX via @TheOnion

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      1. Heather Dell‏ @HDellNYC 20 Sep 2014
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        “@TheOnion: iPhone 6 Plus Vs. Samsung Galaxy http://onion.com/1mmZnz5  pic.twitter.com/Ve50soWziu”

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      1. Dean Jordheim ‏ @deanjordheim 20 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion... What's your favorite color? Exactly.

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      1. alec baldwin‏ @_alecbaldwin69 20 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion iPhone 6 sucks dick. Like the onion.

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