My Actual life “@TheOnion: 16,000 Stained During Messiest Day In U.S. History http://onion.com/1o9xOVn pic.twitter.com/JKmyptNLnY”@FagelBrooks
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My Actual life “@TheOnion: 16,000 Stained During Messiest Day In U.S. History http://onion.com/1o9xOVn pic.twitter.com/JKmyptNLnY”@FagelBrooks
@_babblingbrooks @TheOnion But. . . they didn't even MENTION Stain Stick! More hysteria from the media. . .
@TheOnion @gormanate were you part of the epidemic?
“@TheOnion: 16,000 Stained During Messiest Day In U.S. History http://onion.com/1o9xOVn pic.twitter.com/9iPhgF4wiN” @_DerekWhite hahaha
@wyjaa you weren't the only victim RT“@TheOnion: 16,000 Stained During Messiest Day In U.S. History http://onion.com/1o9xOVn "
@TommyKahl @TheOnion W E A R E N O T A L O N E I N T H E U N I V E R S E (in fact I’m surrounded by shitty messy slobs like myself
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@TheOnion @OutRunninARob You were not alone Friday...
“@TheOnion: 16,000 Stained During Messiest Day In U.S. History http://onion.com/1o9xOVn pic.twitter.com/U8KcV7IYiy” this is my holiday
@TheOnion Our thoughts and prayers go out to their families. We hope they will fully recover from their stained clothing. 9/19
“@TheOnion: 16,000 Stained During Messiest Day In U.S. History http://onion.com/1o9xOVn pic.twitter.com/rIO0aBxjtp” YES. ITS TIME FOR A CHANGE
@TheOnion I am one of the afflicted. Pray for us.
“@TheOnion: 16,000 Stained During Messiest Day In U.S. History http://onion.com/1o9xOVn pic.twitter.com/2MyKiUE8ZG” @runlikeagirl713 #irony
“@TheOnion: 16,000 Stained During Messiest Day In US History http://onion.com/1o9xOVn pic.twitter.com/AujQWyhMHJ”OMG I WAS A VICTIM TOO @DJYorker
@TheOnion Never forget
@P_LaBeija @TheOnion did this happen on a day ending in "d-a-y?" if so, then yes I was affected.
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