@TheOnion J&J has already lost my respect. *flipping you off*
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@TheOnion@Hunter_Kahn see if you'd gone with P&G I would have believed this one :-DThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Would they still get to use the word "ouchless"?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Bayer managed do alright, so I think Johnson and Johnson will be fineThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Who knows where it will end?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion no more crimes.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "A Family Company"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They'll probably do great if they sell at Walmart, between the gun and pharmaceutical aisle.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion from a marketing perspective, that would be deadly!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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