@TheOnion Nestle's and Papa John's CEO's would be neck and neck in this competition, to be sure.
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@otakursed@TheOnion In Australia, the CEO of#Quantas,#AlanJoyce would get top billing.#twat -
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@TheOnion @JaySchlacht he makes me want to pukeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The CEO of#Quantas#AlanJoyce slashes & burns jobs or sends them overseas. Australians would line up 2 re-arrange his face.#cuntThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion admit it: That's just a picture of Mickey Rourke wearing a turtleneckThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ebertjb thought you'd enjoy this >@TheOnion: ‘Forbes’ Names Larry Ellison 2014's Most Punchable CEO http://onion.com/ZsxM51Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Lol “
@TheOnion: From The Archives: ‘Forbes’ Names Larry Ellison 2014's Most Punchable CEO http://onion.com/ZsxM51 pic.twitter.com/Bunibpvj0X”
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@LoeKey9: Lol “@TheOnion: ‘Forbes’ Names Larry Ellison 2014's Most Punchable CEO http://onion.com/ZsxM51
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@TheOnion I wish you'd re-run "They tried to teach my baby science." More relevant all the time.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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