“@TheOnion: Highly Touted Terrorist Prospect Weighing Multiple Recruitment Offers http://onion.com/ZqjYIb pic.twitter.com/EsCRrixUCh”
Gosh.
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“@TheOnion: Highly Touted Terrorist Prospect Weighing Multiple Recruitment Offers http://onion.com/ZqjYIb pic.twitter.com/EsCRrixUCh”
Gosh.
@Rick_A_Bury @TheOnion not if you're verbally committed
“@TheOnion: Highly Touted Terrorist Prospect Weighing Multiple Recruitment Offers http://onion.com/ZqjYIb pic.twitter.com/TRmWHVmc2N”
@TheOnion: Highly Touted Terrorist Prospect Weighing Multiple Recruitment Offers http://onion.com/ZqjYIb pic.twitter.com/DITe8vdI89”@RileyIngram
@TheOnion @TheFPShow that unibrow
@TheOnion @gojobsearch lots of business opportunities in the Middle East, you should open an office.
BRILLIANT. RT @TheOnion: Highly Touted Terrorist Prospect Weighing Multiple Recruitment Offers http://onion.com/ZqjYIb pic.twitter.com/BmZqoahNZ5
“@TheOnion: Highly Touted Terrorist Prospect Weighing Multiple Recruitment Offers http://onion.com/ZqjYIb pic.twitter.com/vDRSaqFTi9”
@johnchurchwell @TheOnion i heard they been scouting that guy since he was supposed to be in the 7th grade
@TheOnion Given that extreme poverty and professional brainwashing play a major hand in terrorist recruitment, this may have missed the mark
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